Funny Christmas Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.”
– Muddy Waters

“I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas – but I did too!”
– Nancy Kerrigan

“The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.”
– Olivia Williams

“We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.”
– Peter Agre

“So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.”
– Peter Jurasik

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ”
– Phyllis Diller

“My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places as far from sheltered California and Japan as possible.”
– Pico Iyer

“Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin?”
– Pippa Middleton

“Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion.”
– Ralph W. Sockman

“I think we felt the pressure more at first than this time around. But still you don’t want to let anyone down. I never even met Patrick until we had a Christmas party at Ian McKellen’s house on the first movie and then I didn’t see him again until the premiere.”
– Rebecca Romijn

“I didn’t know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come.”
– Richard Brautigan

“It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year.”
– Richard E. Grant

“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger ”
– Robert Paul

“Whatever he does should be seen as working at the Presidency and if he goes to Colorado for Christmas, it should be for a minimum amount of time, the family tradition and family get-together aspect emphasized, and it be seen as a working vacation.”
– Robert Teeter

“I think we need one recognized, respected public figure to make a tough, blunt statement on just what Reagan’s record is and what he might do to the country, let alone the Republican Party before Christmas.”
– Robert Teeter

“I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there.”
– Robin Trower

“It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. It’s also something you never forget once you learn.”
– Samantha Stosur

“Yeah, I started when I was 6 years old. My brother and sister would get all of these presents at Christmas time from the cast and crew of their show and I was jealous. So I decided that I had to become an actor.”
– Sara Gilbert

“Lately I did a film called All I Want for Christmas and it was well received. This gave me a new point of view and a new respect for my work as an actress.”
– Sarah Polley

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
– Shirley Temple

“It’s fun when you start a movie, because it’s kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping… you get to make your wish list and you start thinking about what each character needs.”
– Spike Jonze

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ”
– Steven Wright

“I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards.”
– Suzy Bogguss

“I’d like to do a Christmas album. I’ve never done a Christmas album.”
– Tanya Tucker

“During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour that rocks in many musical directions but always points to Christ.”
– TobyMac

“I’m not going to put out a Christmas CD until it’s coming out of me naturally.”
– TobyMac

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? ”
– Tom Armstrong

“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”
– Tom Sims

“Our last jam session was this past Christmas. Dad played his harmonica, mom sang in English and Italian, and I played guitar. I’m so happy that we could share that musical experience for one last time.”
– Tony Visconti

“When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my father’s guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs.”
– Tony Visconti

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