Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Do not play these lucky numbers in the lotto. They aren’t your lucky numbers.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Do you feel like you’re walking in mud? Take your time today.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t eat any Chinese food today or you’ll be very sick.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t behave with cold manners.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t eat Chinese food today”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t forget you are always on our minds.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t fry bacon in the nude.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Don’t play leap frog with a unicorn”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Feh.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Few women admit their age; few men act it.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Flattery will go far tonight.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Forgive your enemies…but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Fortune said a palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“From the same people holding the prisoner?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Have you seen the cat?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“He who laughs last is laughing at you.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“He who throws dirt is losing ground.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Help. I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

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