Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Never trouble trouble till trouble trouble’s you”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“No fortune for you.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“No one is listening until you make a mistake.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Nuke the Whales.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Only listen to future cookies”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Oops… wrong cookie”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Pick another cookie”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Please don’t eat me.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Some fortune cookies hold no fortune”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Someone has googled you recently.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Somewhere in the world, someone is watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Suppose you can get what you want.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“That wasn’t chicken.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“That’s what she said.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The Chinese food you just finished was the most American made thing you have bought since”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The end it near and it is all your fault.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The fortune you seek is in another cookie.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The road to riches is paved with homework.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

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