Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings And Quotes

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“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Today is probably a huge improvement over yesterday.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“WARNING! Do not eat your fortune.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Water is your friend. It will help you wash down your fortune cookie.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“We have enough youth. How about a fountain of Smart?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“What happens in Shanghai, stays in Shanghai.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“What she said.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Whatever.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Wok-a. Wok-a. Get it?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Yes, your butt does look big in those pants.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You are feeling generous and will leave a substantial tip for the server at the Chinese restaurant.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You are not illiterate.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You are surrounded by fortune hunters”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You bad tipper.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You can always find happiness at work on Friday.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You can be trusted to keep a secret.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You love Chinese food.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You may write in your own fortune on the line __________________________________________.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You seek to find meaning from a little slip of paper inside a little cookie. You are gullible.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will be hungry again in one hour.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will die alone and poorly dressed.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will gain admiration from your peers.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will need good reading material in approximately minutes.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will read this and say, Geez! I could have come up with better fortunes than that!”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You will receive a fortune cookie.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“You would think that they are running out of funny fortune cookie sayings after all these years. In case they are, here are some funny sayings that should be in fortune cookies:”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Your dog Sparky… well, he’s no longer missing”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Your fortune cookie will taste suspiciously like an ice cream cone without the ice cream”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Your students secretly agree that your head is too small for your body.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

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