Funny Friendship Quotes And Sayings

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“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.”
– Author Unknown

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
– Author Unknown

“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
– Author Unknown

“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.”
– Author Unknown

“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”
– Author Unknown

“I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.”
– Author Unknown

“We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately”
– Benjamin Franklin

“There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer

“There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn’t do for me … We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.”
– Bing Crosby

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world”
– Brandi Snyder

“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!”
– Bronwyn Polson

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one”
– C.S. Lewis

“True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
– Charles Caleb Colton

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
– Charles Dickens

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected”
– Charles Lamb

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected”
– Charles Lamb

“I just killed my best friend… and my worst enemy. What’s the difference?”
– Christian Slater

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
– Clifton Fadiman

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you”
– Dale Carnegie

“My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia”
– Dame Edna Everage

“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.”
– David Henry Thoreau

“The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.”
– David Henry Thoreau

“A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.”
– David Henry Thoreau

“When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg

“A friend is a person who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
– Dornacher

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ~ ”
– Doug Larson

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