Funny Friendship Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Why would anybody want a friend?”
– Jerry Seinfeld, in The Bizarro Jerry

“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”
– Jim Hayes

“Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re going to meet them all coming down.”
– Jimmy Durante

“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”
– John Churton Collins

“Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder.”
– John F. Kennedy addressing Canadians

“It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”
– John Leonard

“Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.”
– Kahlil Gibran

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter

“A good friend is a connection to life a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world”
– Lois Wyse

“A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.”
– Lord Samuel

“Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary”
– Louisa May Alcott

“A faithful friend is a strong defense; And he that hath found him hath found a treasure.”
– Louisa May Alcott

“Never shall I forget the times I spent with you; continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.”
– Ludwig Van Beethoven

“I’ve noticed your hostility towards him… I ought to have guessed you were friends.”
– Malcom Bradbury

“Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief”
– Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Silence make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying, but the never needing to say that counts”
– Margaret Lee Runbeck

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”
– Mark Twain

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life”
– Mark Twain

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”
– Maya Angelou

“A true friend stabs you in the front. ”
– Oscar Wilde

“Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success”
– Oscar Wilde

“A true friend stabs you in the front. ”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh”
– P.C. Cast

“We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. ”
– P.D. James

“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better”
– Plutarch

“A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A man’s growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”
– Rita Mae Brown

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