Funny Life Quotes And Sayings To Make You Laugh

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Funny Life Quotes And Sayings To Make You Laugh


“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
Mark Twain

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
– Mark Twain

“It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
– Mark Twain

“All women are good – good for nothing, or good for something.”
– Miguel De Cervantes

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. ”
– Murphy’s Law

“Live your life and forget your age.”
– Norman Vincent Peale

“A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick. ”
– Ogden Nash

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it”
Oscar Wilde

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”
– Oscar Wilde

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad”
– P.D. East

“You are a time millionaire for a rich life invest wisely.”
– Richard Andrews

“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.”
Richard Bach

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. ”
– Robert Frost

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
– Robert Frost

“College is a refuge from hasty judgment.”
– Robert Frost

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. ”
– Robert Frost

“A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.”
– Rudolph Valentino

“Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.”
– Rudyh

“Don’t look back, somebody might be gaining on you ”
– Satchel Paige

“In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away”
– Shing Xiong

“The great question…. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”
– Sigmund Freud

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
– Steven Wright

“When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.”
– Steven Wright

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
– Tom Lehrer

“I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.”
– unknown

“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
– Unknown

“No one is listening until you fart. ”
– Unknown

“Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.”
– Unknown

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