Funny Love Quotes And Sayings To Bring Laughter

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funny love quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.”
– Adrienne Gusoff

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
– Agatha Christie

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
– Albert Einstein

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein

“We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.”
– Alice Reppler

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“The only thing that keeps me from being happily married is my husband.”
– Andra Douglas

“Yawn – Nature’s way of letting married men open their mouths.”
– Anonymous

“Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
– Anonymous

“You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.”
– Anonymous

“The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous

“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.”
– Anonymous

“Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.”
– Anonymous

“When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.”
– Anonymous

“Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!”
– Anonymous

“You can’t buy love on eBay.”
– Anonymous

“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.”
– Anonymous

“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.”
– Anonymous

“It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.”
– Anonymous

“Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
– Anonymous

“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law”
– Anonymous

“Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner.”
– Anonymous

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
– Anonymous

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
– Anonymous

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
– Anonymous

“I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.”
– Anonymous

“I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.”
– Anonymous

“Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence!”
– Anonymous

“I think… therefore I’m single.”
– Anonymous

“There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.”
– Anonymous

“Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.”
– Anthony Trollope

“Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.”
– Aphra Behn

“One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“The sincerest love is the love of food.”
– Bernard Shaw

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