Funny Love Quotes And Sayings To Bring Laughter

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Funny Love Quotes And Sayings To Bring Laughter


“I detest ‘love lyrics.’ I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on ‘love lyrics.”
– Frank Zappa

“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What ..does a woman want?”
– Freud

Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
– Fulton J. Sheen

“Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.”
George Bernard Shaw

“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
– George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
– George Carlin

“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.”
– Glenn Beck

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx

“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.”
– H.L. Mencken

“A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
– Helen Rowland

“A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
– Helen Rowland

Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good; all she notices is the size of it, not the quality.”
– Hellfire Hotchkiss (Mark Twain)

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
– Henry Kissinger

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henry Youngman

“The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.”
– Israel Zangwill

“When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.”
– James Fineous Mcbride

“A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with somebody’.”
– James Thurber

“If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years.”
– Jay Leno

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.”
– Jean Kerr

“Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
– Jim Backus

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
– Jimmy Durante

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
– Joan Crawford

“It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.”
– Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
– Joan Rivers

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
– John Barrymore

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.”
– Jonathan Carroll

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