Funny Motivational Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funny motivational sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”
– Paul Valery

“Everyone is a genius. It is just that some people are too stupid to realize it.”
– Unknown

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
– Mark Twain

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“If you hit every time, the target is too near or too big.”
– Tom Hirshfield

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
– Will Rogers

“Studying humor is like dissecting a frog — you may know a lot but you end up with a dead frog.”
– Mark Twain

“You can’t fall off the floor.”
– Paul

“Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.”
– Doug Larson

“A closed mouth gathers no feet.”
– Unknown

“Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window — or break down a door.”
– Brooke Shields

“The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.”
– Unknown

“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
– Carl Sandburg

“Omniscience is the process of only doing the things you know you can do. It’s a terrible way to grow”
– Unknown

“Somewhere inside of me there is a voice that tells me when I am doing something scary and possibly stupid. I’ve got to kill that voice.”
– Unknown

“It isn’t that hard to know what you should do, the hard part is doing what you know you should”
– Unknown

“If I have to look like an idiot to become smarter, then so be it”
– Unknown

“Ironically the fear of failure is often what leads to failure in the first place.”
– Unknown

“Anybody who says if they could live their life over again they would do it the same exact way is either lying or not creative enough”
– Unknown

“Life is like a game of poker. If someone takes your chips you can’t just leave the table. Instead you buy back, learn, and grow. The game is never over!”
– Unknown

“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
– Charles Schulz

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Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”
– Brian Vaszily

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Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.”
– Unknown

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”
– Ethel Barrymore

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
– Yogi Berra

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.”
– Henny Youngman

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”
– Unknown

“Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.”
– Unknown

“I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.”
– Charles Schulz

“None of us is as dumb as all of us.”
– Unknown

“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.”
– Alexander Woollcott

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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.”
– Unknown

“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
– Dale Carnegie

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