Funny Motivational Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“When it rains, I let it.”
– Unknown

“Don’t sweat the small stuff. And remember: Everything is small stuff. ”
– Unknown

“If you’re feeling stressed out it’s because you’re not living in reality, but in your mind. So, say with me: “Never mind!”"
– Soren Lauritzen

“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. ”
– Unknown

“The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won’t. ”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine. ”
– Flip Wilson

“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”
– Albert Einstein

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?”
– Sydney Harris

“Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back. ”
– Unknown

“An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.”
– Unknown

“Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine. ”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.”
– Tommy Cooper

“About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you’re fighting temptation. ”
– Tom Wilson

“In the game of life you win by playing. ”
– Soren Lauritzen

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.”
– Homer Simpson

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils …”
– Louis Hector Berlioz

“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
– Unknown

“To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.”
– Michael Jordan

“Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s a way, there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.”
– Unknown

“Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information”
– Unknown

“Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.”
– Unknown

“Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.”
– Albert Einstein

“Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.”
– Unknown

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
– Wayne Gretzky

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. ”
– Albert Einstein

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”
– Unknown

“We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.”
– Unknown

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”
– Unknown

“There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
– Albert Einstein

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