Funny Movie Sayings And Humorous Film Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Want a good laugh reliving some hilarious lines from various movies? Check out these funny movie sayings and quotes.

“There’s no crying in baseball.”
– A League of Their Own / Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

“No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won’t get high.”
– A Very Harold & Kumar D Christmas / Kumar

“If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!”
– Ace Ventura / Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

“Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear.”
– Ace Ventura Pet Detective / Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

“There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
– Airplane / Elaine

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
– All About Eve / Margo Channing (Bette Davis)

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”
– American Pie / Jim Levenstein

“I’m kind of a big deal.”
– Anchorman

“That sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”
– Annie Hall / Alvy Singer

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.”
– Apocalypse Now / Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall)

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”
– Army of Darkness / Ash

“I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.”
– Arthur / Arthur Bach

“You’re a postman with a spaceship! During World War II, I did the whole thing with six reindeer and a drunken elf!”
– Arthur Christmas / Grand Santa to his son, Santa Claus

“You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.”
– Austin Powers / Austin Powers: Goldmember

“She’s the village bicycle! Everybody’s had a ride.”
– Austin Powers / Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!”
– Austin Powers: Goldmember / Dr. Evil

“Hello. I’m Richie Cunningham. And this is my wife. Oprah.”
– Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

“Are you kidding, baby? I put the ‘grrrr’ in swinger, baby! Yeah!”
– Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me / Austin Powers (Mike Myers)

“The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!”
– Back to the Future II / Dr. Emmett Brown

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.”
– Batman / The Joker (Jack Nicholson)

“The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.”
– Biloxi Blues

“Go do that voodoo that you do so well!”
– Blazing Saddles

“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.”
– Blazing Saddles

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”
– Borat / Borat Sagdiyev

“Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”
– Bridesmaids

“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”
– Bring it On

“B-E-A-utiful.”
– Bruce Almighty / Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey)

“You can’t leave me! I’m the Alpha, lady! I’M THE OMEGA, BABY.”
– Bruce Almighty / Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey)

“If you have anything to say, now would be a perfect time to keep it to yourself.”
– Captain America: The First Avenger / Col. Phillips

“Finn: ‘My apologies, I haven’t properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.’ Mater: ‘Tow Mater, average intelligence.’”
– Cars 2

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
– Casablanca / Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)

“Do you concur? Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!”
– Catch Me If You Can

“What’s a nubian?”
– Chasing Amy

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
– City Slickers / Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”
– Clerks / Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)

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