Funny Movie Sayings And Humorous Film Quotes

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“That is the whitest white part of the eye I’ve ever seen. Do you floss?”
– Hot Shots! / Lt. Topper Harley

“How am I not myself?”
– I Heart Huckabees

“Show me the money.”
– Jerry Macguire / Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)

“Wax on, wax off.”
– Karate Kid / Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita)

“She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.”
– Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

“No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.”
– Labyrinth

“This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun.”
– Lethal Weapon / Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson)

“You had sex with her didn’t ya, DIDN’T YA! You dunked your donut, you stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey!”
– Liar Liar / Fletcher Reede

“Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.”
– Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.”
– Meet the Fockers / Bernie Focker

“That’s it. Next time, I get to seduce the rich guy.”
– Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol / Brandt, after barely surviving a giant fan

“There are rich teams and there are poor teams, then there’s fifty feet of crap, and then there’s us.”
– Moneyball / Billy Beane

“Wolfman has nards!”
– Monster Squad

“Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can’t believe we had that in the budget.”
– Muppets / Fozzie Bear

“Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.”
– Murder by Death

“My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.”
– Muriel’s Wedding

“Sure, sure I heard of grits. I’ve just never actually seen a grit before.”
– My Cousin Vinny / Vincent Gambini (Joe Pesci)

“You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before.”
– Pirates of the Caribbean / Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

“I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”
– Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest / Jack Sparrow

“You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!”
– Predator / Dutch

“Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy. She said, Why did you say that twice? I said, I didn’t. See, cuz of the echo.”
– Predator / Hawkins

“Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.”
– Pulp Fiction

“English, motherfucker, do you speak it?”
– Pulp Fiction / Jules

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”
– Raising Arizona

“Oh he’s talking about Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn’t come to town because of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you’re dead?”
– Rango / Priscilla

“It’s a moral imperative.”
– Real Genius

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, ‘I drank what.’”
– Real Genius / Chris Knight (Val Kilmer)

“Yo, Adrienne.”
– Rocky / Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

“I’m ‘Blackinese’.”
– Rush Hour / Detective James Carter (Ken Leung)

“Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.”
– RV / Bob Munro

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