Funny Movie Sayings And Humorous Film Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“I’d rather kiss a wookie.”
– The Empire Strikes Back / Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

“Not you, fat Jesus.”
– The Hangover

“Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
– The Rock / John Patrick Mason

“He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!”
– The Shining / Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson)

“None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?”
– The Smurfs / Patrick

“Hasta la vista, baby.”
– The Terminator / The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

“Good morning! And in case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.”
– The Trueman Show / Truman Burbank

“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!”
– The Way of the Gun

“There’s no place like home.”
– The Wizard of Oz / Dorothy (Judy Garland)

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
– The Wizard of Oz / Dorothy (Judy Garland)

“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too.”
– The Wizard of Oz / Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton)

“You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.”
– Thor / Darcy, upon seeing Thor

“Music to drown by – Now I know I’m in first class.”
– Titanic / Tommy Ryan (Jason Barry)

“Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.”
– Top Gun / Captain Tom Stinger Jordan (James Tolkan)

“I feel the need – the need for speed.”
– Top Gun / Lieutenant Pete Maverick Mitchell (Tom Cruise)

“That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you.”
– Top Gun / Lieutenant Pete Maverick Mitchell (Tom Cruise)

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”
– Uncle Buck

“I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.”
– Victor Victoria

“I hate you, and I hate your ass face!”
– Waiting for Guffman

“Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!”
– War Games

“Colin, a British soldier: ‘You speak good English!’ Peter, a German soldier: ‘I speak English well.’”
– War Horse

“Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?”
– Wayne’s World / Wayne Campbell

“Schwing.”
– Wayne’s World / Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers)

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”
– Wedding Crashers / Mrs. Kroeger

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.”
– What about Bob? / Bob Wiley

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
– Who Framed Roger Rabbit / Jessica Rabbit

“My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.”
– Yankee Doodle Dandy / George Cohan (James Cagney)

“I’m a fat geek, OK? I know what a zombie is!”
– Young Adult / Matt

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
– Zoolander

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