Funny Quotes From Anonymous Sources

by allinspiration.com

“It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple’s sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us–oh infinitely better for us–if the serpent had been forbidden.”
– Anonymous

“Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.”
– Anonymous

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
– Anonymous

“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”
– Anonymous

“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”
– Anonymous

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
– Anonymous

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
– Anonymous

“My train of thought just ran off the track.”
– Anonymous

“There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side.”
– Anonymous

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
– Anonymous

“The movie 2012 is going to be really funny when we are all watching it in 2013.”
– Anonymous

“We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”
– Anonymous

“Coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.”
– Anonymous

“I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.”
– Anonymous

“Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.”
– Anonymous

“I am in my own little world but it’s okay they know me here.”
– Anonymous

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.”
– Anonymous

“An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.”
– Anonymous

“It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.”
– Anonymous

“Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving”
– Anonymous

“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”
– Anonymous

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”
– Anonymous

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
– Anonymous

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
– Anonymous

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
– Anonymous

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
– Anonymous

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
– Anonymous

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
– Anonymous

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Anonymous

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Anonymous

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