Funny Quotes From Anonymous Sources

by allinspiration.com

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
– Anonymous

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
– Anonymous

“Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
– Anonymous

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
– Anonymous

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
– Anonymous

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
– Anonymous

“Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.”
– Anonymous

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
– Anonymous

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– Anonymous

“So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.”
– Anonymous

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
– Anonymous

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”
– Anonymous

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
– Anonymous

“Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
– Anonymous

“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
– Anonymous

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”
– Anonymous

“Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.”
– Anonymous

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
– Anonymous

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
– Anonymous

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
– Anonymous

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
– Anonymous

“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
– Anonymous

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Anonymous

“I have great faith in fools – my friends call it self-confidence.”
– Anonymous

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