Funny T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“People like you are the reason people like me need medication.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Oh crap! You’re going to try and cheer me up, aren’t you?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I can handle pain until it hurts.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“No matter where you go, you’re there.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“It’s been Monday all week.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Gravity always gets me down.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“This statement is false.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Eschew obfuscation.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“It’s bad luck to be superstitious.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The word gullible isn’t in the dictionary.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Honk if you like peace and quiet.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Save the whales. Collect the whole set.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“A day without sunshine is like, night.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

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