Funny Tombstone Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Once I wasn’t
Then I was
Now I ain’t again.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Beneath this stone, a lump of clay, Lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt.
Who died one morning just at ten
And saved a dinner by it.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Bill Blake Was hanged by mistake”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“But, But…no one told me it was a gunfight!”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Eliza, Sorrowing Rears This Marble Slab
To Her Dear John
Who Died of Eating Crab.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Faults I may have. Being wrong is not one of them.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Glad that’s over!”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“He always wanted to see what made a gun work.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel note.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“He never killed a man that did not need killing.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she’s at rest, and so am I.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies old Rastus Sominy Died a-eating hominy In 1859 anno domini
Savannah, Georgia”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.We made the mistake, But the joke‘s on him.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Here lies the body of our Anna, Done to death by a banana”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I am so happy here I could just shit.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I came into this world without my consent and left in the same manner.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I told you that I was sick!”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“I was well, I wished to be better; here I am.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“If you’ll be needing me, don’t look up. Look down.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“Involved in a plot.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“IT is me.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“It will work. I got it all planned.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“It’s a long way down, but I’ve got even farther to go.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

“It’s just 3 days past the expiration date.”
– Funny Tombstone Saying

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