Halloween Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Check out this collation of fun, funny or plain silly Halloween quotes and sayings.

“This is a comment on fear. Today it’s like ‘They’re going to bomb the New York subway and there’s the avian flu and 50 million of us are going to die.’ We wanted to make fun of that fear-based culture we’ve been plunged into. And Halloweens the perfect metaphor for fear.”
– Adam Gollner

“It’s strictly coincidental that Pluto of course was named for the god of the underworld and we’re describing these Halloween moons,”
– Alan Stern

“I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate – I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.”
– Amy Poehler

“One of the tours we had scheduled — the gaslight tour of Jack the Ripper’s haunts, and on Halloween, no less, was canceled at the last minute. I recommend making sure you know the numbers of your tours and destinations so you can confirm your schedule along the way. Also, though we laugh about it now, the Eiffel Tower was on strike so we couldn’t go up!”
– Andrea Phillips

“The idea is to make sure that these sex offenders are occupied with constructive matters and not focused on the children who may be knocking at their doors this Halloween,”
– Andrew Spano

“I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
– Author Unknown

“Halloween costumes and Christmas clothing fly off the shelf on eBay. I paid $35 for a Thomas the Tank Engine costume one year and sold it back for $35 the next year.”
– Author Unknown

“I like the concept of Halloween, but I don’t like the cost.”
– Author Unknown

“It hasn’t even been competitive. That’s the first thing we’re going to have to do is just find a way to stay competitive because these (first two games) have been over by halftime. We saw that last year too (on Halloween). It was 21-3 (Steelers) at the end of the first quarter.”
– Bill Belichick

“It’s the first year we’re doing Halloween safety tips and specifically focusing on sex offenders.”
– Bob Beasley

“We had nine pails of candy for Halloween, now we are down to one. They go for a lot of the candy mixes. I think that they buy them for themselves sometimes.”
– Brenda Smith

“Since I was 15 years old I’ve never been able to spend Christmas, Halloween or Thanksgiving (with friends and family). This was the first time I was able to enjoy a Super Bowl.”
– Brendan Shanahan

“With nothing hot to buy in decorations this Christmas, many stores started selling two weeks earlier than ever before, beginning in mid-September. Many stores skipped Thanksgiving altogether and went from Halloween to Christmas.”
– Britt Beemer

“It was 1999 at a Halloween show in New Orleans when I first got the bug for Giant People. I was on stage, and my hearing went out, and all I could see was this Giant People band. That’s when I realized I had to do what Karl was doing, compose, write and be a band leader.”
– Carlos Washington

“We want to get rid of the (licensed) vendors that buy the spot only for Halloween weekend.”
– Carol Patterson

“Crystal dressed up as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping herself with toilet paper and ace bandages.”
– Chez Sievers

“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.”
– Chris Rock

“Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn’t get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.”
– Christina Applegate

“Immediately after Halloween, whatever it is, people’s mind-set turns to movies,”
– Chuck Viane

“Being a family movie and Halloween becoming such a family experience in the last few years, we didn’t want (‘Bear’) to compete with a natural problem of having families’ attention drawn somewhere else, so we waited till Saturday,”
– Chuck Viane

“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
– Conan O’Brien

“We try to have our shows correspond to a particular season. ‘Phantom’ fits perfectly with Halloween.”
– Cory Larsen

“We’ve never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we’ve done has been around a holiday – Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way to Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day.”
– Craig Johnson

“I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it’s the one time of year where adults can be kids.”
– Craig McDonald

“January’s Fourth Friday is always big. They’re almost as big as the Halloween Fourth Fridays.”
– Dan Burns

“It hasn’t failed us yet. The masks are a great way for people to express their political leanings at a Halloween party or at a political gathering.”
– Daniel Haight

“For me, writing something in the spirit of Halloweens like Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice. It’s just second nature to me.”
– Danny Elfman

“The first horror film I remember seeing in the theatre was Halloween and from the first scene when the kid puts on the mask and it is his POV, I was hooked.”
– David Arquette

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