Internet Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.”
– Robert Brault

“Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy.”
– Clement Mok

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. ”
– Dave Barry

“The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.”
– Unknown

“Almost overnight, the Internet’s gone from a technical wonder to a business must.”
– Bill Schrade

“Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave.”
– Dita Von Teese

“Cutting through the acronyms and argot that littered the hearing testimony, the Internet may fairly be regarded as a never-ending worldwide conversation. The government may not, through the CDA, interrupt that conversation.”
– Stewart Dalzell

“The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.”
– John Gilmore

“A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the Universe and move bits of it about.”
– Douglas Adams

“The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it.”
– Jeanne DeVoto

“The Internet is full. Go away.”
– Unknown

“If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.”
– Rob Stampfli

“A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.”
– Dave Barry

“If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big.”

– Natalie Sequera

“The Internet is not just one thing, it’s a collection of things – of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.”
– Jim Clark

“The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.”
– Esther Dyson

“The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.”
– William Gibson

“Every bit of software wants you to be “social.” What ever happened to being grumpy and alone in your writer‘s fugue?”
– Doug Green

“On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away.”
– Unknown

“No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t.”
– Don Ritter

“There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.”
– Don Ritter

“The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“A bird’s song is beautiful, but if it never stops you feel like shooting it.”
– Laura Ainsley

“[W]e’re into a whole new world with the Internet, and whenever we sort of cross another plateau in our development, there are those who seek to take advantage of it. So this is a replay of things that have happened throughout our history.”
– Bill Clinton

“If you hear an expert talking about the Internet and saying it [does] this, or it will do that, you should treat it with the same skepticism that you might treat the comments of an economist about the economy or a weatherman about the weather.”
– Danny Hillis

“[An] attitude of only taking what you need … was actually kind of built into the protocols of the Internet itself.”
– Danny Hillis

“People are mostly focused on defending the computers on the Internet, and there’s been surprisingly little attention to defending the Internet itself as a communications medium. [We] need to pay some more attention to that, because it’s actually kind of fragile.” — Danny Hillis
– Danny Hillis

“What we need is a plan B … independent of the Internet. [It] doesn’t necessarily have to have the performance of the Internet, but the police department has to be able to call up the fire department.” — Danny Hillis
– Danny Hillis

“It’s like they say in the Internet world — if you’re doing the same thing today you were doing six months ago, you’re doing the wrong thing. Parents can learn a lot from that.” — Bruce Feiler

– Bruce Feiler

“The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form — in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet.” — Young-ha Kim
– Young-ha Kim

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5

Follow this site