Laughter Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of laughter quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”
– Albert Einstein

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
– Albert Einstein

“Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.”
– Aldous Huxley

“There is little success where there is little laughter.”
– Andrew Carnegie

“The child’s laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown.”
– Angela Carter

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.”
– Anne Lamott

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”
– Audrey Hepburn

“All you need in the world is love and laughter. That’s all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.”
– August Wilson

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
– Bill Cosby

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
– Bill Cosby

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
– Bill Cosby

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
– Bill Cosby

“Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”
– Bill Vaughan

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”
– Billy Joel

“Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.”
– Bobby Sands

“The first time her laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew that the world would never be the same”-”
– Brian Andreas

“As a child my family‘s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
– Buddy Hackett

“Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen.”
– Carl Sandburg

“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
– Carl Sandburg

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
– Casey Stengel

“You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.”
– Cassandra Clare

“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
– Cathy Guisewite

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
– Charles Dickens

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin

“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.”
– Charlie Chaplin

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
– Chris Rock

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”"
– Claude Pepper

“You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry”
– Craig Ferguson

“A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.”
– David Brenner

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”
– Don Marquis

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
– e. e. cummings

“Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.”
– Eileen Caddy

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

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