Laughter Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.”
– Helen Hayes

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
– Henny Youngman

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry A. Kissinger

“Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“All men are equal before fish.”
– Herbert Hoover

“I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.”
– Herman Melville

“From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there’s nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.”
– Hilaire Belloc

“I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”
– Hillary Clinton

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”
– Hillary DePiano

“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
– Hugh Sidey

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
– Isaac Asimov

“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.”
– J.D. Salinger

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”
– Jerry Lewis

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
– Jim Butcher

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”
– Jim Butcher

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey

“Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.”
– Joan Lunden

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
– Joey Adams

“it was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.”
– John Steinbeck

“People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.”
– Josh Sundquist

“Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there.”
– Judith Viorst

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
– Katharine Hepburn

“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.”
– Kevin Nealon

“In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.”
– Khalil Gibran

“Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. ‘Cause that’s all that matters in the end.”
– Kris Kristofferson

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
– Kurt Vonnegut

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