Laughter Quotes And Sayings

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“Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.”
– Norman Cousins

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”
– Oliver Herford

“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught; Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”
– Phyllis Diller

“The earth laughs in flowers.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
– Red Skelton

“Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.”
– Red Skelton

“By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”
– Richard Dawkins

“Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
– Robert Orben

“Does anyone remember laughter?”
– Robert Plant

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”
– Robin Williams

“It’s not that we have to quit
– Roman Payne

“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Laughter is wine for the soul – laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness – the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.”
– Seán O’Casey

“But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.”
– Sophocles

“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
– Spike Milligan

“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”
– Stephen King

“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.”
– Stephen King

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
– Steven Wright

“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
– Steven Wright

“Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason, being confined to the human species.”
– Thomas Carlyle

“True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.”
– Thomas Carlyle

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”
– Thomas Sowell

“Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.”
– Veronica Roth

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