Meaningful Or Funny 40th Birthday Quotes And Sayings

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Meaningful Or Funny 40th Birthday Quotes And Sayings


“If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it’s because that’s when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives.”
– Laura Randolph

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents.”
– Lewis Carroll

“The “I just woke up” face of your 30′s is the “all day long” face of your 40′s.”
– Libby Reid

“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by typing a little noose around your neck?”
– Linda Ellerbee

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball

“It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.”
– Margaret Mead

“Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.”
– Maryon Pearson

“When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ’cause men like women who got some sense.”
– Maya Angelou

“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.”
– Molly Mcgee

“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
– Ogden Nash

“35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.”
Oscar Wilde

“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
– Pope John Xxiii

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
– Robert Frost

“Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.”
– Roseanne Barr

“To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.”
– Samuel Beckett

“A am not old but mellow like good wine.”
– Stephen Phillips

“40 agrees with you. I hope the next 40 looks just as good on you. Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“40 is an age where you are really starting to settle down and figure things out for yourself.
May you continue to have the clear vision of what you want in life,
And I hope that everything pans out well for you.
Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“40 is not over the hill. It’s not even the top of the hill. It’s actually all uphill from here. If you don’t believe me, try running up an actual hill.”
– Unknown

“40 shouldn’t be an age when you start to settle down. Keep growing. Keep smiling. Keep following your bliss. You’re only getting started. Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“40’s is the new 20’s. The only difference is the level of the experience.”
– Unknown

“Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.”
– Unknown

“At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.”
– Unknown

“At 40, it’s not too late to make your dreams come true. You’ve only just begun to live your life your way. Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“At 40, you get to finally be taken seriously by your coworkers, who will probably not get your jokes anyway. Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“At 40, you’re at a stage in your life when you’re sure of what you want and where you’re going…and you have the money to get it and go there. Enjoy your special day. Happy 40th birthday!”
– Unknown

“At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.”
– Unknown

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