Men Quotes And Sayings

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“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.” 
– Mae West

“A Man in the house is worth two in the street.”
– Mae West

“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.” 
– Mae West

“It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.” 
– Mae West

“Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.” 
– Marion Smith

“The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.” 
– Marlene Dietrich

“The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements – a job, a meal and a woman.” 
– Martin H. Fischer

“You [men] are not our protectors…. If you were, who would there be to protect us from?” 
– Mary Edwards Walker

“Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.”
– Maureen Murphy

“Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.” 
– Mignon McLaughlin

“How can a man marry wisely in his twenties?  The girl he’s going to wind up wanting hasn’t even been born.” 
– Mignon McLaughlin

“Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men.  It’s possible that both are right.” 
– Mignon McLaughlin

“There’s nothing wrong with most men’s egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can’t cure.” 
– Mignon McLaughlin

“Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.” 
– Mignon McLaughlin

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” 
– Natalie Wood

“Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.” 
– Ninon de Lenclos

“Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.” 
– Oleg Kiselev

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.” 
– Oscar Wilde

“All women become like their mothers.  That is their tragedy.  No man does.  That’s his.” 
– Oscar Wilde

“Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.” 
– Oscar Wilde

“The sexiest thing about men is how they are with kids… If they are great with kids they are real men … selfless, powerful, comforting … Too bad so many men suck!”
– Pamela Anderson

“Men are foolish to expect us to revere them, when, in the end, they amount to almost nothing.”
– Pauline Reage

“When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him.”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley

“He is every other inch a gentleman.”
– Rebecca West

“Man is but a reed, the most feeble thing in nature; but he is a thinking reed. The entire universe need not arm itself to crush him. A vapour, a drop of water suffices to kill him. But if the universe were to crush him, man would still be more noble than that which killed him, because he knows that he dies and the advantage which the universe has over him; the universe knows nothing of this.”
– Rebecca West

“If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.” 
– Rita Mae Brown

“The old theory was “Marry an older man, because they’re more mature.”  But the new theory is:  “Men don’t mature.  Marry a younger one.” 
– Rita Rudner

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” 
– Robert Byrne

“Even the most staid and respectable husband likes for his wife to think he is a devil among the women.”
– Robert Elliott Gonzales

“Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell.” 
– Robin Morgan

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