Men Quotes And Sayings

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“God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.” 
– Robin Williams

“Men can read maps better than women.  ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.” 
– Roseanne Barr

“Many are the marvels of God’s Creation, but none so marvelous as man. Or so cunning, for good or ill.”
– S. M. Stirling

“Men wake up aroused in the morning.  We can’t help it.  We just wake up and we want you.  And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?”  It’s because we can’t see you.  We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.” 
– Sean Morey

“A man is nothing but breath and shadow.”
– Sophocles

“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman.  I won’t stand for that.” 
– Steve Martin

“I like naked women.  I’m a bloke.  I’m supposed to like them.  We’re born like that.  We like naked women as soon as we’re pulled out of one…. When man invented fire, he didn’t say, “Hey, let’s cook.”  He said, “Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark”… The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.”
– Steven Moffat

“Men don’t want anything they get too easy. But on the other hand, men lose interest quickly.”
– Tennessee Williams

“Men like a woman with a daring tongue.  That’s a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a ménage à trois.” 
– Terri Guillemets

“Who hail thee, Man! the pilgrim of the day, spouse of the worm, and brother of the clay.”
– Thomas Campbell

“Man’s unhappiness, as I construe, comes of his greatness; it is because there is an Infinite of him, which with all his cunning he cannot quite bury under the Finite.”
– Thomas Carlyle

“Man is an imitative animal. This quality is the germ of all education in him. From his cradle to his grave he is learning to do what he sees others do.”
– Thomas Jefferson

“Men are clinging to football on a level we aren’t even aware of.  For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women.  It’s our Alamo.” 
– Tony Kornheiser

“Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.” 
– Virginia Woolf

“Man is Nature‘s sole mistake.”
– W.S. Gilbert

“Men deal with life as children with their play, who first misuse, then cast their toys away.”
– William Cowper

“Man, when viewed in separation from his Maker and his end, can be as little understood and portrayed, as a plant torn from the soil in which it grew, and cut off from communication with the clouds and sun.”
– William E. Channing

“Man the sum of what have you. A problem in impure properties carried tediously to an unvarying nil: stalemate of dust and desire.”
– William Faulkner

“If sense was gunpowder ever one of you men put together wouldn’t have enough to load a round of birdshot.”
– William Gay

“‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.” 
– William Makepeace Thackeray

“Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.” 
– William Shakespeare

“Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it’s very hard to make a home for any man if he’s always in it.” 
– Winifred Kirkland

“Men would make love with any number of women … even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: “Let us out, let us out!”.”
– Woody Allen

“I wonder why men get serious at all.  They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will.  If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.” 
– Yoko Ono

“I want a man who’s kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” 
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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