More 60th Birthday Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

Here are yet more 60th birthday sayings and quotes. Some will inspire you, while others will tickle your funny bones and give you a good laugh.

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”
– Abe Lemons

“At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.”
– Albert Schweitzer

“Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.”
– Anonymous

“He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.”
– Anonymous

“I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the “o-bits.” If my name isn’t there, then I know I’m not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.”
– Anonymous

“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
– Arnold Bennett

“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.”
– Art Buchwald

“The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

“Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.”
– Bennett Cerf

“To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
– Bernard Baruch

“Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.”
– Brad Schreiber

“We’ve had bad luck with children; they’ve all grown up.”
– Christopher Morley

“If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven’t lived.”
– Christy Moore

“Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.”
– Dane Peddigrew

“The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.”
– Dane Peddigrew

“You’re a certified classic at Sixty!”
– Dane Peddigrew

“View life as a continuous learning experience.”
– Denis Waitley

“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.”
– Doris Day

“Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.”
– Ellen Glasgow

“Youth is a circumstance you can’t do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
– George Burns

“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.”
– George Carlin

“Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.”
– George Chapman

“Age is a matter of feeling…not of years.”
– George William Curtis

“60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“At 60, “chasing girls” refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“At 60, “walking the dog” actually means walking the dog.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“At 60, your hair becomes a cosmic joke. It moves from your head to your ears and your nose. And you can’t see it without one of those giant funhouse mirrors.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“Turning 60? Look on the bright side: you’re still younger than Mick Jagger.”
– Greg Tamblyn

“I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.”
– Herbert Beerbohm Tree

“The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.”
– Hervey Allen

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