More 60th Birthday Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

“With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.”
– James Thurber

“At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
– Jay Leno

“Looking fifty is great… if you’re sixty. ”
– Joan Rivers

“After you’re finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!”
– Joe Dean

“Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?”
– John Dryden

“What, start at this! when sixty years have spread. Their grey experience o’er thy hoary head? Is this the all observing age could gain? Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?”
– John Dryden

“You know you’ve hit your 60th birthday when your definition of ‘kids’ are adults with children.”
– Laurel John

“Don’t worry about middle age: you’ll outgrow it.”
– Laurence J. Peter

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.”
– Leo Rosenberg

“How can they say my life isn’t a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?”
– Logan Pearsall Smith

“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.”
– Lord Hood

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball

“You know you’ve hit your 60th birthday when your party doesn’t disturb the neighbors.”
– Marcia Wilton

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
– Mark Twain

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
– Maurice Chevalier

“We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.”
– May Lamberton Becker

“Congrats – you’re 60! If you acted your age, you’d be schizophrenic.”
– Melanie White

“It took me awhile, but I’m finally a 60-year-old senior. I wonder how much longer till graduation?”
– Melanie White

“Now that I’m 60, I wouldn’t want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn’t mind looking like one.”
– Melanie White

“Now that you’re 60, get ready to be stalked by AARP.”
– Melanie White

“Turning 60 has nothing to do with performance – just the speed of performance.”
– Melanie White

“When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?”
– Melanie White

“When you’re 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.”
– Melanie White

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
– Ogden Nash

“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.”
– Pablo Picasso

“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.”
– Pablo Picasso

“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?”
– Paul McCartney

“I don’t know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn’t even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Somehow a” student discount” morphed into a “senior discount” and you didn’t see it coming.”
– Ralph Miranda

“The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.”
– Richard John Needham

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