More Baby Sayings And Quotes

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“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
– Fran Lebowitz

“A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it.”
– Frank A. Clark

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
– Gracie Allen

“Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Every child begins the world again.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.”
– Irena Chalmers

“There is a ”sanctity” involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.”
– James Baldwin

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.”
– James Matthew Barrie

“Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it.”
– Jean Kerr

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
– Johnny Depp

“Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.”
– Kate Douglas Wiggin

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”
– Kin Hubbard

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
– Lawrence Housman

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
– Leo J. Burke

“I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
– Loretta Lynn

“When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.”
– Marie Osmond

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.”
– Mark Twain

“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
– Mark Twain

“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
– Marshall McLuhan

“A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.”
– Martin Fraquhar Tupper

“Where do babies come from? Don’t bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called “making love”. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said ‘sex is good‘. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”
– Matt Groening

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
– Matthew Broderick

“The secret to world peace, is to go home and love your babies.”
– Mother Teresa.

“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
– Phyllis Diller

“An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.”
– Queen Victoria

“Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!”"
– Stephen Wright

“My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
– Stephen Wright

“Children reinvent your world for you.”
– Susan Sarandon

“If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he’ll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.”
– Tris Speaker

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”
– Winne the Pooh

“There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.”
– Winston Churchill

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