More Cute Funny Sayings And Quotes

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“As I get older, I just prefer to knit.”
– Tracey Ullman

“When on the ladder of success, don’t let boys look up your dress! ”
– Unknown

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. ”
– Unknown

“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. ”
– Unknown

“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse. ”
– Unknown

“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”
– Victor Hugo

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
– W. C. Fields

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
– W. C. Fields

“I like children – fried.”
– W. C. Fields

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
– W. C. Fields

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
– Walt Disney

“Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
– Will Rogers

“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
– Will Rogers

“I am at two with nature.”
– Woody Allen

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
– Woody Allen

“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
– Woody Allen

“I never said most of the things I said.”
– Yogi Berra

“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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