More Dog Quotes And Sayings

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“In my day, we didn’t have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.”
– Jennifer Hart

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“The biggest dog has been a pup.”
– Joaquin Miller

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
– Joe Weinstein

“A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.”
– John Holmes

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
– John Steinbeck

“Every dog must have his day.”
– Jonathan Swift

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
– Josh Billings

“Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.”
– Josh Billings

“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.”
– Karel Capek

“Treasured pups still get a good-night pat even after a feather pillow mysteriously embellishes the yard.”
– Kathe Campbell

“There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog.” waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.”
– Lee Iacocca

“Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.”
– Leo Rosten

“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
– Lewis Grizzard

“The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.”
– Lonzo Idolswine

“First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you’re mad, and that’s most of the time when you’re training dogs.”
– Lou Schultz

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
– Louis Sabin

“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.”
– Mabel Louise Robinson

“By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a “noble” animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward- you will never get her full confidence again.”
– Mark Twain

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
– Mark Twain

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.”
– Mark Twain

“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.”
– Martha Scott

“…it takes a strong minded human to appreciate a string-minded dog!”
– Mary Webber

“In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.”
– Maurice Maeterlinck 

“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.”
– Max Eastman

“It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.”
– Mel Gibson

“Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.”
– Melvin Maddocks

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.”
– Milan Kundera

“You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”
– Mr. Blonde

“It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.”
– Norm from Cheers

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