More Dog Quotes And Sayings

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“If a picture wasn’t going very well I’d put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I’d put a bandage on its foot… I liked it when I did it, but now I’m sick of it.”
– Norman Rockwell

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.”
– Phil Pastoret

“The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don’t know…How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what’s its own and what’s alien.”
– Plato

“This isn’t like naming your dog Spot.”
– Richard Melville

“You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.”
– Rick Horowitz

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
– Rita Rudner

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.”
– Rita Rudner

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
– Robert Benchley

“Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.”
– Robert Burton

“If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already.” Actual Twents: “At e ne hond was, dan e oew allange ebettene.” Meaning: Said to someone who is looking for something which is right under his nose. Source: Twents Woordenbook. Twents in Woord en Gebruik.”
– Robert Frost

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson

“When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.”
– Robert M. Pirsig

“The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can’t afford a yes man.”
– Robertson Davies

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”
– Roger Caras

“Politics are not my concern… they impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.”
– Rudyard Kipling

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
– Samuel Butler

“I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.”
– Samuel Johnson

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”
– Sigmund Freud

“Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.”
– Sir Walter Scott

“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.”
– Smiley Blanton

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
– Snoopy

“Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.”
– Steve Allen

“I named my dog ‘Stay’… so I can say ‘Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.’”
– Steven Wright

“I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.”
– Steven Wright

“I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.”
– Steven Wright

“I took my dog for a walk… all the way from New York to Florida… I said to him “There now you’re done.”
– Steven Wright

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
– Sue Murphy

“Dogs are miracles with paws.”
– Susan Ariel

“Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway.”
– Talmud

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