More Dog Quotes And Sayings

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“A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.”
– Thomas Nashe

“Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.”
– Ulysses Grant 

“A cat sees us as the dogs…A cat sees himself as the human.”
– Unknown

“Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.”
– Unknown

“Barking dogs don’t bite people they don’t know.”
– Unknown

“Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.”
– Unknown

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.”
– Unknown

“If you can’t decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all … adopt a mutt!”
– Unknown

“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.”
– Unknown

“In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog’s chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.”
– Unknown

“My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I “should” be doing.”
– Unknown

“Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.”
– Unknown

“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.”
– Unknown

“The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.”
– Unknown

“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.”
– Unknown

“There’s not much you can do with a terrier, ma’am.”
– Unknown

“When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?”
– Unknown

“[London] is sentimental and tolerant. The attitude to foreigners is like the attitude to dogs: Dogs are neither human nor British, but so long as you keep them under control, give them their exercise, feed them, pat them, you will find their wild emotions are amusing, and their characters interesting.”
– V S Pritchet

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”
– Virginia Haven

“A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.”
– Washington Irving

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
– Will Rogers

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
– Will Rogers

“No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.”
– Will Rogers

“The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.”
– Winston Churchill

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson

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