More Funny Birthday Sayings To Bring Humor

by allinspiration.com

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’”
– Steven Wright

“Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.”
– The Simpsons

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”
– Tom Stoppard

“If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I’d have taken better care of myself.”
– Ubie Blake

“Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.”
– Unknown

“I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.”
– Unknown

“The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.”
– Unknown

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Unknown

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”
– Unknown

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
– Unknown

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
– Unknown

“Here’s a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat.”
– Unknown

“Born on Monday,
Fair in face;
Born on Tuesday,
Full of God‘s grace;
Born on Wednesday,
Sour and sad;
Born on Thursday,
Merry and glad;
Born on Friday,
Worthily given;
Born on Saturday,
Work hard for your living;
Born on Sunday,
You will never know want.”
– Unknown

“A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.”
– Unknown

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.”
– Unknown

“In dog years, I’m dead.”
– Unknown

“We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!”
– Unknown

“Age is a number and yours is unlisted.”
– Unknown

“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
– Unknown

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!”
– Unknown

“I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”
– Unknown

“I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.”
– Unknown

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!”
– Unknown

“At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.”
– Unknown

“I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!”
– Unknown

“Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!”
– Unknown

“It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.”
– Unknown

“Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.”
– Unknown

“Act your age, not your shoe size.”
– Unknown

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.”
– Unknown

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