More Funny Christmas Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.”
– Robert Paul

“He, who has not Christmas in his heart, will never find it under a tree.”
– Roy L. Smith

“Santa saw your Facebook photos. You’re getting clothes and a dictionary for this Christmas”
– Santa Claus

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
– Shirley Temple

“Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.”
– The Santa Clause

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”
– Tom Armstrong

“A candle can burn once and really take the time to do anything further than this”
– Unknown

“A comfortable home, a glass of wine, a good roast -. by candlelight in abundance satisfaction ! and a merry Christmas”
– Unknown

“A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.”
– Unknown

“A kind word costs nothing, and yet it is the most beautiful of all gifts.”
– Unknown

“A virgin birth I can believe, but finding three wise men?”
– Unknown

“Actually, Christmas is a time of peace and reflection. However, then someone came up with the idea that there must be gifts.”
– Unknown

“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.”
– Unknown

“All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.”
– Unknown

“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”
– Unknown

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.”
– Unknown

“As God‘s child in the crib of straw, lay the heaven has kissed the earth.”
– Unknown

“Be together in peace, to have time for each other, give love and warmth is, each to be light, tell each other: It’s Christmas”
– Unknown

“BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I’ll have sex with you until Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
– Unknown

“Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is a feast of friends. Unfortunately there is far too little laugh.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipans and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick…even when you’re home.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is cancelled! I told Santa you were good this year and he died laughing.”
– Unknown

“CHRISTMAS is C-hrist’s H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah’s A-waited S-alvation.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!”
– Unknown

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”
– Unknown

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