More Funny Christmas Sayings And Quotations

by allinspiration.com

“Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Christmas is the time when you buy this year’s gift with next year’s money.”
– Unknown

“Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.”
– Unknown

“Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.”
– Unknown

“Christmas time! Who speaks of victory? Is standing on it!”
– Unknown

“Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Dear Crush, don’t be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.”
– Unknown

“Dear Santa, ( ) I’ve been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I’ll buy my own shit.”
– Unknown

“Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also…”
– Unknown

“Dear Santa, this year all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let’s try not to mix up the two like you did last year, Ok.”
– Unknown

“Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of naughty girls.”
– Unknown

“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”
– Unknown

“Donate be surprised if a BIG fat red man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack… I told Santa I want you for Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Even before Christmas has said ‘Hello’, it’s saying ‘Buy, Buy.”
– Unknown

“Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one.”
– Unknown

“Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeers due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Gift means a different type something you would prefer to retain.”
– Unknown

“Here’s hoping Santa doesn’t get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.”
– Unknown

“I can’t believe you’re alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.”
– Unknown

“I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.”
– Unknown

“I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.”
– Unknown

“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
– Unknown

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not include.”
– Unknown

“I put so much thought into your gift it’s now too late to get it.”
– Unknown

“I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox…”
– Unknown

“I wish Santa brings along a memorable time and wonderful gifts for you. Merry Christmas.”
– Unknown

“I wish you a Merry Christmas with snow and starry nights – and instead of a plastic tree real with red apples in the trees. I wish you a Merry Christmas in native walls, and dry wood to the fire for a cozy warm nest.”
– Unknown

“I’d be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren’t invited.”
– Unknown

“If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”
– Unknown

“If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!”
– Unknown

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