More Funny Inspirational Quotes And Sayings

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“Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.”
– Euripides

“Nice guys finish last but we get to sleep in.”
– Evan Davis

“Most new books are forgotten within a year especially by those who borrow them.”
– Evan Esar

“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
– Frank Zappa

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
– Fred Allen

“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.”
– Fred Allen

“Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hours drive away if your car could go straight upwards.”
– Fred Hoyle

“The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases is man.”
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

“I’ve got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.”
– Geoffrey Parfitt

“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”
– George Will

“When the silent majority opens its mouth, it is usually to yawn.”
– Gerd de Ley

“The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.”
– German Proverb

“Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.”
– Gordon R. Dickson

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”
– Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.”
– Groucho Marx

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
– Harry S. Truman

“The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won’t.”
– Henry Ward Beecher

“About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
– Herbert Hoover

“A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.”
– Herbert V. Prochnow

“Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.”
– Hobart Brown

“If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you, but the bureaucracy won’t.”
– Hyman Rickover

“Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn’t look up. Well, maybe once.”
– Isaac Asimov

“All who wander are not lost.”
– J. R. R. Tolkien

“Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.”
– J.C. Penney

“I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.”
– James Brown

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
– James Dean

“Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.”
– James Thurber

“I hate women because they always know where things are.”
– James Thurber

“Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.”
– Japanese Proverb

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
– Jeff Marder

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