More Funny Life Quotes And Sayings To Tickle You

by allinspiration.com

Here is another collation of funny life quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot

“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles M. Schulz

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ”
– Rita Rudner

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
– Anonymous

“When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.”
– Anonymous

“The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.”
– Anonymous

“Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that’s when they’re the hardest to find?”
– Coolfunnyquotes

“The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it’s having the phone number of somebody who does!”
– Anonymous

“Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.”
– Coolfunnyquotes

“The hardest thing to find in life is happiness – money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.”
– Coolfunnyquotes

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
– Simpsons

“Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you’re cold, you should go to a corner since it’s 90 degrees there.”
– Anonymous

“You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.”
– Henry Louis Mencken

“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.”
– Art Buchwald

“The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.”
– Coolfunnyquotes

“Growing up is amazing, until you get old! ”
– Anonymous

“I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.”
– Coolfunnyquotes

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. ”
– Lily Tomlin

“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. ”
– Charles M. Schulz

“Everybody makes mistakes, but remember to be sure to point out your own before you point out someone else’s.”
– Unknown

“The worst mistake is not to make any.”
– Unknown

“Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.”
– Gandhi

“You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.”
– Unknown

“Mistakes are painful when they happen. But, years later, a collection of mistakes called Experience will lead us to Success.”
– Unknown

“A bad mistake becomes a good lesson, if you learn from it.”
– Unknown

“Surround yourself with the dreamers and the doers, the believers, and thinkers, but most of all, surround yourself with those who see greatness within you, even when you don’t see it in yourself.”
– Unknown

“I had this dream and I really wanted to be a star. I was almost a monster in the way that I was fearless with my ambitions.”
– Lady Gaga

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
– Unknown

“Don’t let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big.”
– Unknown

“Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.”
– Douglas Ivester

“Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams.”
– Unknown

“Devote yourself to the idea. Go make it happen. Struggle on it. Overcome your fears, smile. Don’t forget: this is your dream.”
– Unknown

“What takes us back to the past is our memories. What brings us forward is our dreams.”
– Unknown

“Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t turn out – take another shot.”
– Unknown

“Life is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful.”
– Unknown

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