More Funny Life Quotes And Sayings To Tickle You

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More Funny Life Quotes And Sayings To Tickle You


“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
Thomas Edison

“Any fool can criticize, complain, condemn, and most fools do. ”
– Anon

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
– Will Rogers

“The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos”
– Anon

“If you want a place in the sun, you have to put up with a few blisters.”
– Abigail Van Buren

“Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. ”
– Don Johnson

“If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun”
– Benjamin Franklin

“This suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts”
Oscar Wilde

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”
– Douglas Adams

“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
– Yogi Berra

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I don’t think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I’m not sure he even knows how to spell Aids. ”
– Elizabeth Taylor

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. ”
– George Carlin

“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
– Woody Allen

“In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God”
– Fredrick Nietzsche

“Anything too stupid to be said is sung”
Voltaire

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.”
– Steven Colbert

“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
– jay Leno

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
– Adam Sandler

“I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”
– Johnny Depp

“When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.”
– Jennifer Aniston

“It’s okay to be crazy, but don’t be insane.”
– Sean Diddy Combs

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ”
– Fred Allen

“The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.”
– Robert Graves

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ”
– Bill Watterson

“You must lose everything in order to gain anything.”
– Brad Pitt

“Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.”
– Jim Carrey

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