More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

Here is another collation of funny love sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
– Agatha Christie

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
– Albert Einstein

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
– Author unknown, as printed in The Hoosier Farmer

“Women hope that men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope that women won’t change, but they do.”
– Bettina Arndt

“The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”
– Bill Cosby

“John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager. ”
– Danny McCrossan

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
– Diana Jordan.

“It is impossible to love and be wise.”
– Francis Bacon

“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”
– George Jean Nathan

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
– Groucho Marx

“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you‘ on the back of the bill.”
– Groucho Marx

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
– Henny Youngman

“If I love you, what business is it of yours?”
– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
– John Wayne.

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
– Lord Dewar

“A woman in love can’t be reasonable or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
– Mae West

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
– Marjorie Kinnan

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
– Melanie Clark

“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
– Melanie Griffith

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”
– Mignon McLaughlin

“Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.”
– Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.”
– Natalie Wood

“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.”
– Oscar Wilde

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”
– Pearl Mae Bailey

“Never go to bed mad stay up and fight.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Love is a grave mental disease.”
– Plato

“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last”
– Remy de Gourmont

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner

“The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.”
– Rita Rudner

“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
– Rita Rudner

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
– Socrates

“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
– Socrates

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