More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Platonic love is love from the neck up.”
– Thyra Smater Winsolow

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
– Unknown

“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”
– Unknown

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?”
– Unknown

“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
– Unknown

“Love doesn’t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
– Unknown

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
– Unknown

“Love is a tickle around the heart that you can’t scratch.”
– Unknown

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties”
– Unknown

“Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.”
– Unknown

“Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
– Unknown

“Love’s like the measles—all the worse when it comes late in life.”
– Unknown

“My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer. Don’t worry about finding the right woman concentrate on becoming the right man.”
– Unknown

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
– Unknown

“One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love.”
– Unknown

“Saving love doesn’t bring any interest.”
– Unknown

“Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”
– Unknown

“To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written.”
– Unknown

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.”
– Unknown

“Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.”
– Unknown

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
– Unknown

“Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.”
– Unknown

“When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and argument. That is my experience. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change”
– Unknown

“Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.”
– Unknown

“The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.”
– Unknown

“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.”
– Unknown

“Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.”
– Unknown

“Lust fades, so you’d better be with someone who can stand you.”
– Unknown

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
– Unknown

“The bravest thing that men do is love women”
– Unknown

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