More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.”
– Unknown

“It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.”
– Unknown

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
– Unknown

“When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.”
– Unknown

“Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.”
– Unknown

“Love a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”
– Unknown

“Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men’s behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.”
– Unknown

“God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.”
– Unknown

“If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.”
– Unknown

“Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.”
– Unknown

“Love is like pi natural, irrational, and very important.”
– Unknown

“Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford but you’ll take him anyway.”
– Unknown

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”
– Unknown

“I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960″
– Unknown

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
– Unknown

“Love is like a war: Easy to begin Hard to end!”
– Unknown

“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.”
– Unknown

“I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. The Catcher in the Rye”
– Unknown

“Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give in too much.”
– Unknown

“Of course I don’t always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles”
– Unknown

“No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
– Unknown

“When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy but I see love as a consolation for the boredom of life.”
– Unknown

“I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love.”
– Unknown

“Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener.”
– Unknown

“Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.”
– Unknown

“Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.”
– Unknown

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.”
– Unknown

“We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy.”
– Unknown

“A cat does not want all the world to love her only those she has chosen to love.”
– Unknown

“Love is like a Rhino, shortsighted, but always willing to find a way.”
– Unknown

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