More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.”
– Unknown

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Unknown

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.”
– Unknown

“Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener”
– Unknown

“Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.”
– Unknown

“Maybe I really loved you… haha, aren’t I cute when I lie?”
– Unknown

“My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.”
– Unknown

“My door is always open… So feel free to leave”
– Unknown

“My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.”
– Unknown

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
– Unknown

“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.”
– Unknown

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m still in love… but not with you!”
– Unknown

“Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well.”
– Unknown

“Sunsets of blue, orange and pink… as I sat there with you, I realized you stink!”
– Unknown

“The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!”
– Unknown

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.”
– Unknown

“There are a lot of fish in the sea, but who told you I want to date a fish.”
– Unknown

“When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.”
– Unknown

“When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.”
– Unknown

“Who is Cupid’s girlfriend?”
– Unknown

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”
– Unknown

“You love her and she doesn’t love you? Oh, nice. Story of my life.”
– Unknown

“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
– W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer‘s Notebook, 1949

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
– Woodrow Wyatt

“I was nauseous and tingly all over… I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
– Woody Allen

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.”
– Woody Allen

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”
– Woody Allen

“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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