More Funny Retirement Sayings And Quotations

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More Funny Retirement Sayings And Quotations


Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“For me retiring wasn’t hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.”
– Gabriela Sabatini

“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. ”
– Gail Sheehy

“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. ”
– Gene Perret

“I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income. ”
– Gene Perret

“In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball. ”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. ”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ”
– Gene Perret

“Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.” ”
– Gene Perret

“When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you. ”
– Gene Perret

“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”
George Bernard Shaw

“I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”
– George Burns

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
– George Burns

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. ”
– George Burns

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
– George Burns

“The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.”
– George Foreman

“The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.”
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I do wish I could tell you my age but it’s impossible. It keeps changing all the time.”
– Greer Garson

“There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit…retire!”
– Groucho Marx

“Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to. ”
– Harry Emerson Fosdick

“A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. ”
– Harry Mahtar

“Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ”
– Harry Vardon

“I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. ”
– Hartman Jule

“Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. ”
– Hartman Jule

“I have to struggle to change people’s perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I’m this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I’m absolutely not like that at all. I think I’m much more outgoing and exuberant than my image.”
– Helena Bonham Carter

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ”
– Herbert Asquith

“Retiring for good wasn’t difficult. I knew at the time it was right. I was no longer capable of achieving the standards I’d set myself and there was no light at the end of the tunnel.”
– Ian Botham

“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.”
– J. Lubbock

“My only [retirement] advice is to lay off alcohol, tobacco, and wild women. Any can kill you.”
– James Biggs

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