More Funny Retirement Sayings And Quotations

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“There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn’t fall, I started to consider retiring.”
– James Herriot

“Woman and men of retiring timidity are cowardly only in dangers which affect themselves, but the first to rescue when others are in danger.”
– Jean Paul

“Something pretty… that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it.”
– Jeanne Moreau

“Introverts listen better, they assess risks more carefully, they can be wiser managers. It’s not for nothing that the Silicon Valley billionaires are so often the retiring types.”
– Jeffrey Kluger

“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
– Jim Bishop

“People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or later they find themselves debtor or creditor to some one.”
– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”
– John Barrymore

“Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. ”
– Jonathan Clements

“Let’s get a couple of things straight. It hasn’t been years and years since I made a movie. I’m not coming back from the dead – I’ve just had two kids! I have no intention of retiring, but I do think it’s impossible to do movie after movie, because there aren’t that many good films made.”
– Julia Roberts

“There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is not everything. Now we have all the baby-boomers in their 60s, like me, who are actively engaged in life – we’re not retiring, we’re not just being put out to grass once we hit 60.”
– Julie Walters

“I’m not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.”
– Junior Seau

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.”
– Kitty O’Neill Collins

“Regularity in the hours of rising and retiring, perseverance in exercise, adaptation of dress to the variations of climate, simple and nutritious aliment, and temperance in all things are necessary branches of the regimen of health.”
– Lord Chesterfield

“Retire from work, but not from life. ”
– M.K. Soni

“Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.”
– Maggie Kuhn

“Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.”
– Malcolm Forbes

“Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.”
– Malcolm Muggeridge

“It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times.”
– Marat Safin

“Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.”
– Margaret Mead

“Not having to worry about money is almost like not having to worry about dying.”
– Mario Puzo

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Mark Twain

“Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.”
– Max Asnas

“I’m not retiring.”
– Mel Tillis

“I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps. ”
– Merri Brownworth

“Once I retire, I’m retiring. I’m done.”
– Michael Phelps

“I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career. ”
– Mike Hammar

“Retiring is one thing. Being retired is something else altogether.”
– Mike Wallace

“The company accountant is shy and retiring. He’s shy a quarter of a million dollars. That’s why he’s retiring.”
– Milton Berle

“I’m retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I’m actually doing it.”
– Mos Def

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ”
– Ogden Nash

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