More Funny Retirement Sayings And Quotations

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“In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day. ”
– Terri Guillemets

“Sometimes it’s hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment. ”
– Terri Guillemets

“No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped.”
– Thierry Henry

“If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up. ”
– Tommy Bolt

“God‘s retirement plan is out of this world.”
– Unknown

“I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension! ”
– Unknown

“Life begins at retirement. ”
– Unknown

“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”
– Unknown

“Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: World’s longest coffee break. ”
– Unknown

“The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.”
– Unknown

“The money‘s no better in retirement but the hours are.”
– Unknown

“When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you’re still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. ”
– Unknown

“You have to put off being young until you can retire.”
– Unknown

“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
– Vince Lombardi

“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.”
– Voltaire

“But one loses, as one grows older, something of the lightness of one’s dreams; one begins to take life up in both hands, and to care more for the fruit than the flower, and that is no great loss perhaps.”
– W.B. Yeats

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
– Will Rogers

“Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.”
– William A. Ward

“Fear no more the heat o the sun, nor the furious winter’s rages. Thou thy worldly task hast done, home art gone and taken thy wages.”
– William Shakespeare

“Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.”
– William Shakespeare

“Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.”
– William Shakespeare

“Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ”
– William Wordsworth

“Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.”
– Woody Allen

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