More Funny Tee Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“By the time you have read this, you have already read it.”
– Unknown

“OMG! The sky is blue!”
– Unknown

“Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.”
– Unknown

“I was last seen wearing: THIS”
– Unknown

“I look like that one guy from that movie.”
– Unknown

“I’m not as think as you dumb I am.”
– Unknown

“OMG! The rain is wet.”
– Unknown

“DON’T READ THIS!”
– Unknown

“Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.”
– Unknown

“Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!”
– Unknown

“You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train.”
– Unknown

“Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.”
– Unknown

“It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
– Unknown

“I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!”
– Unknown

“Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.”
– Unknown

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
– Unknown

“Imagine your life without me… Miserable, huh?”
– Unknown

“Congratulations! By reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.”
– Unknown

“Hey, you. Yeah you. No, not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes, you.. Do you like tacos?!”
– Unknown

“I was uncool before being uncool was cool!”
– Unknown

“Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.”
– Unknown

“Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.”
– Unknown

“Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of?”
– Unknown

“If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?”
– Unknown

“I’m not 30. I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.”
– Unknown

“Don’t talk to me when I’m talking to myself.”
– Unknown

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
– Unknown

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
– Unknown

“I can only compensate so much for other people’s stupidity.”
– Unknown

“If plugging it in doesn’t help, then try turning it on.”
– Unknown

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