More Random Quotations And Sayings On Different Subjects

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“I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life … Procrastinating and rationalizing.”
– Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

“I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it’s great to be male!”
– Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information”
– Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. ”
– Carl Sandburg 

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. ”
– Casey Stengel 

“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. ”
– Charles M. Schulz 

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” ”
– Claude Pepper 

“Don’t let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn’t go with it. ”
– Colin Powell

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. ”
– Colin Powell 

“The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell. ”
– Confucius 

“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. ”
– Dale Carnegie 

“Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts. ”
– Dan Gable 

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. ”
– Don Marquis 

“The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. ”
– E. W. Howe 

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ”
– Elayne Boosler 

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ”
– Elbert Hubbard 

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. ”
– Ellen DeGeneres 

“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. ”
– Elvis Presley 

“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. ”
– Erma Bombeck 

“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it. ”
– Evan Esar 

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ”
– Frank Sinatra 

“Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. ”
– Frank Zappa 

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ”
– Fred Allen 

“Without music, life would be a mistake. ”
– Friedrich Nietzsche 

“If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace. ”
– Gaston Bachelard 

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ”
– George Bernard Shaw 

“Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. ”
– George Bernard Shaw 

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ”
– George Carlin 

“Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting. ”
– George Orwell 

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ”
– Groucho Marx 

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