More Witty Sayings And Quotes
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“All jobs are easy to the person who doesn’t have to do them.”
– Holt’S Law
“I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.”
– Howard Nemerov
“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
– Imelda Marcos
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”
– James Thurber
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
– Jay Leno
“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
– Jay London
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
– Jay London
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
– Joan Rivers
“Never floss with a stranger.”
– Joan Rivers
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
– Joe E. Lewis
“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
– Joe E. Lewis
“No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience”
– John Locke
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings
“Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
– Josh Billings
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
– Katharine Hepburn
“Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?”
– Kelvin Throop
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
– Lewis Mumford
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
– Lily Tomlin
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
– Mae West
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
– Mae West
“Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.”
– Marilyn Vos Savant
“Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”
– Marilyn Vos Savant
“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”
– Mark Twain
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
– Mark Twain
“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”
– Mark Twain
“There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.”
– Mark Twain
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