Pet Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of pet quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
– Winston Churchill

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Sigmund Freud

“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
– Edgar Allan Poe

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
– Rita Rudner

“Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.”
– George Eliot

“Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.”
– Anatole France

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
– Charles de Gaulle

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer

“Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”
– Alfred A. Montapert

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andy Rooney

“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.”
– James Herriot

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
– Robert Benchley

“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”
– Mason Cooley

“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”
– Mason Cooley

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
– Robert Benchley

“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
– Jean Cocteau

“Dogs are my favorite people.”
– Richard Dean Anderson

“Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
– Rod McKuen

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
– Marie Corelli

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
– Kinky Friedman

“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
– Cleveland Amory

“I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.”
– Jules Verne

“Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
– Jim Davis

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower

“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
– Steven Wright

“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
– Ogden Nash

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
– Garrison Keillor

“Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.”
– Thornton Wilder

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
– Aldous Huxley

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